Dusshera Dhamaka !

Few busy weeks, and no time for blog. Navratri celebrations are on full swing in Bay Area and to all my friends, here is wishing a Happy Dusshera ! Probably this is the time of the year I tend to miss India most. Nine full days of masti. Those decorated streets, shining and bright with lights all over, roaming aimlessly till late in the night with friends across the city, visiting Durga pandals all over, trying every exciting food shop which had sprouted, visiting on Dusshera to village for annual puja and collecting money from all the elders, and then going to see that fair in evening...gosh !

Though I wonder with so many things going around the world , how are people celebrating it....and just imagined this conversation among a Bengali NRI family, Mr and Mrs Banerjee, and their ABCD son. Mr. Banerjee works for Yahoo and is settled in Funnyvale, Gay Area.

Mrs - Aejee

Mr - Oye I am Banerjee, dont call Aeejee..

Mrs - Ok...Ami Drona dekhbo

Mr - No Drona rona....else Ill fall slip(sleep) in theatre and ull be reminding me "So-naa"...its tht boring. Lets go to Funnyvale temple for Navratri celebrations. And bhe(we) will hear bhojan also

Son - Dad you can eat bhojan, how can you hear it ?

Mr - Duffer I mean devotional songs....and free bhojan(now food) also...they give good bhejetable

Mrs - Aejee...lets go for movie na....my fabourite bong Joya Bhaduri(Jaya Bachchan) is there

Mr - No no...dont bhaste(waste) money on movie...also I hab(have) to send money to ur stupid brother who lost his job in Kolkata coz Nano said Toto(bye-bye) to ur another fabourite Momta Bonerjee and left for Gujrat..also I need money to buy Bolbo

Son - Dad...its Tata...and do you mean Volvo ?

Mr - Duffer....again you opened ur mouth...After baking up from ur slip(sleep), first learn to remove ur bed-shit(sheet).

Mrs - You are such a konjoos

Mr - Dont tell....my bonk went bonkrupt....WAMU..WHOOOOO....and dada Saurav also retired from cricket. Dont know bho(who) will I watch in cricket now once I lose my job in such a bhague(vague) economic condition....anyways they are luking at me like a terrorist in Yahoo once the news leaked tht recent bhomb blasts in India were planned by Indian Yahoo techie..

Mrs - Are Obomo is coming as president na...economy sudhor jaayega..ull bhot(vote) for him na

Mr - Nah ...Ill bhot for Sorah Polin..ooops Mccain

Mrs - Albhes(Always) bhatch (watch) Sorah Polin....tumi kobhi nahi sudhroge...beta lets go for bhojan...Ill call Mrs Choterjee and Mukherjee also

Son - Mom..last time..Bhajan or Bhojan....?

PS: Lots happening all around the world and for those who missed the Presidential Debates, dont worry here is a series of videos on Mccain you wont want to miss.











And for those who missed Drona, not to worry. Its right here for you