Bill Gates departs...

Bill Gates dies in a car crash and ends up in front in front of StPeter

St. Peter says I don’t know what to do with you. You’ve created many jobs and helped a lot of people in the new electronic age, but you’ve also been a royal pain to some of our big contributers. I’ll tell you what, I’ll let you have a look at heaven and hell and choose for yourself.

So St. Peter shows Bill heaven, with the clouds and Angels and harps, and Bill thinks to himself: “OK, as far as it goes.”

Then St. Peter shows Bill hell, with scantily clad bathing beauties on a tropical beach with palm trees and Bill thinks to himself: “This is a no-brainer!”

So Bill says to St. Peter: “I’ll take hell!”

Two weeks later St. Peter thinks to himself: “I wonder how Bill is doing?”

So he drops by hell and finds Bill chained to a wall, consumed by flames and screaming in agony.

“Where are the bathing beauties, where’s the beach?” Cried Bill. “This isn’t what you showed me!”

“That”, said St. Pete, “was a demo.”

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For all you Bill bashers, he is leaving Microsoft today. Growing up as engineering students, we were all fascinated by his rags to riches story.

Inspite of all the pain that Window is, we cant live without it.....So hats of to
you Bill,you will be missed...and definitely the 'Bill Jokes' which were so part of our office lunch conversations ...