Aamir Can !

PS:These blogs are for fun, and should be taken in the right spirit. No offense to any community or ethnicity intended.

Ahmedabad - Gujjendra Krodhi and his assistant Jignesh in Office after a day`s work.

Jignesss...phen (fan) chalao, egg-joss(exhaust) ho gaya. Aur ek peeja (pizza) order kar do.

Yes Sir....Sir , Aamir Khan`s Taare Zameen Par is India`s official entry for Oscars

Kaunsa phillam (film)? ..... Agar Narmada ka pani piya hai to...... bhen (ban) kardo Oscar ko ......jaise 'Fanaa' ko kiya tha......Amrika jaate hain .

Sir....sir...Narmada kaun?...Anyways they always reject your Visa. We have tried many times.

O haan...haan...accha tum log jaa ke aao....jung(young) ho...Kalpess aur Diness ko bhi le ke jaa....'Gujju Kote' me apply kar Viza ke liye..

Sir they have reduced our "quota" also, saying we have enough motels and gas stations in US now.....

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Bombay - Maharaj Bhagre and his assistant Girpade in Office after a day`s work.

Sir Aaamir Khan`s Taare Zameen Par is selected as India`s entry for Oscars.

What the f***..? 'Hindi' movie at Oscars ?

Sir...sir..you are speaking in English.

O ya...Girpade, how do you say 'What the f***' in Marathi?

Don`r know sir, anyways wife is on the other line.

Ok...call Markar, Todkar, Chillakar, Phodkar, Dhabolkar, MarondKar and we will put an agitation in front of Aamir`s office.

For what sir? What is the objective?

To change the painting competition in movie to Marathi.

Sir...sir(hesitating)...how can they paint in Marathi sir.... ?

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So will Tare be able to make it to final five. I doubt. Its definitely a masterpiece. But the whole hardwork was undone in the last 5 minutes, where the movie propagated the very principle it was criticizing, and showed Darsheel getting whole hearted acceptance only after scroing 'high marks'. Also I have often felt academy being averse to happy endings. But they have been welcoming movies with protagonists having physical/mental disabilities (RainMan, Forrest Gump), so lets hope for the best. And if it does, it will be Aamir Khan Productions double whammy after Lagaan (for final five nominations). And being a die hard Aamir fan, I would definitely follow this closely.

Also if anybody can bring Oscar to India, it has to be Aamir Khan. Or shall I say Aamir Can ?

PS: I came across this funny spoof on Taare at IIFA awards. For those who havent watched it, have fun.